If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is an actor and tough guy known for his roles in the television series Walker: Texas Ranger and movies like Missing in Action, Way of the Dragon, Missing in Action 2: The Beginning, The Delta Force and, of course, Braddock: Missing in Action III. He has gone on to achieve cult popularity thanks to the countless "Chuck Norris Facts" that have appeared online. The facts embellish (slightly) how awesome and amazing Chuck Norris is.
Remember: if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.